Batch Bitch

Wow... it's the last ever episode of Batch Bitch........ congratulations to Abbie and Konrad, Naomi is jealous of both of you See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Danielle's vyvanse prescription has been bumped up and it's very obvious as she goes on seventeen hundred tangents during this episode that already requires us to cover 3 episodes worth of content (we love Konrad's dad) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Only one episode of the Bachelorette this week, which is good because Naomi and Danielle are preoccupied with All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault) (The Short Film) (Written and Directed by Taylor Swift) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi is still horny for everyone ....... umm bisexual queen alert???? Danielle tells us about a man from North Queensland called "Big Davey" and Naomi absolutely loses it on Osher (you either die her hero or live long enough to become her villain - but also being a villain is part of being Naomi's hero so it really is a lose lose here) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

So sorry, they've both gone insane. Do we or do we not stan Konrad??? In this economy????? HELP US? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle are BACK in a BIG way (on amphetamines). Talking the bachelorette and Naomi’s until now completely secret attraction to women. (Also sorry the sound is slightly weird for the first 20 mins it’s Naomi’s fault but she is bisexual now so you literally cannot attack her) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We are finally joined by Abbie Chatfield on the podcast! We talk about her season of the Bachelor, all of us probably having ADHD, her plethora of sex toys and reminisce on our trauma bonding. Queen, villain, normal hot girl, we stan See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On this episode of Batch Bitch we have our very first guest, close friend of Naomi and Danielle, Hum! Who also co-created and co-wrote Why Are You Like This with Naomi and some Italian guy See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Naomi and Danielle do one last MAFS episode about the reunion episode, no they will not be doing the new season, not after the havoc previous seasons had on their mental health.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We're back cunts!!!!!! This is just a loose chat where we talk about our lives and just basically vibe. 2021 is here and we are loving it! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle answer your heartfelt questions about reality TV, the pod and their friendship.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle, free from the Bachelorette, chat about their lives, Aunty Donna's new show and the episode of Reputation Rehab with Abbie Chatfield. We also find out that Danielle has a weird thing about veins.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle do an abrupt turn on steampunk, has Pete a wolf in sheeps clothing all along?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle bring you a DOUBLE EPISODE as a treat and definitely not to make up for finally falling off their schedule. They spend this time complaining about almost all of the men, except for beautiful Adam. Also, Danielle tries to rap, unprompted. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Danielle and Naomi are deep in the midst of a mental breakdown, for the first time it is not at the hands of a reality tv show, This season of the Bachelorette is too boring for anyone to go crazy over.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lockdown has gotten to the girls. We are SORRY See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Wow this boring season has come to an end, it was such a boring season Naomi and Danielle didn’t even realise it was the finale See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This episode is reeeaaaaal loose. We are getting to the home stretch (hometowns) now which is good news for everyone!! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle discuss the Bachelor, or at least whatever scraps they’ve edited together into a show because stuff is clearly missing from the narrative of this show. Do we care, no, this season is too boring to care about at all See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

After a week off, Danielle and Naomi have four episodes to recap, which is fine because literally nothing happens in any of them. It's mostly Danielle talking about her changing body... and that's beautiful. Naomi finds a way to plug her twitch stream......... and here she goes again in the episode description........ please watch my twitch See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.